Dad Tweets Funny Daily Conversations With Young Daughters
Marilyn Caylor 1/10/2019
Any dad who openly refers to himself as the "exploding unicorn" on social media must have a fairly robust sense of humor, and with a moniker like that, he also has to be one of the funniest guys around! But, in James Breakwell's case, it's actually his young daughters who are getting all the laughs.
James has quite the following on Twitter, but it's not just because he's a hot dad. He has four, count 'em, four little girls he's raising to become the most amazing women possible. In order to make that happen, James has to dole out some pretty sound daddy advice. It's these hilarious daily conversations that he has with his daughters that are turning his tweets into a Twitter frenzy.
James' Twitter page went viral back in 2016, and he now has over a million followers. According to his profile, this amateur dad with two pigs, two books, and four daughters is a professional comedy writer, which probably explains why so many people have flocked to his feed.
This popular dad, whose daughters are all aged 7 and under, appeals to parents everywhere with his honest, if tongue-in-cheek, viewpoint of parenthood. There's no parent on the planet that can't relate to his frustrated daddy woes!
The Exploding Unicorn's wee ones certainly have names of their own, but on Twitter he refers to each of them by a number, which also happens to be their age.
In number 5's case, she's already a master of quick wit and underhanded strategic moves.
What this comedic little gem really wanted to know was who gets first dibs on his swag after he goes kaput!
Ha ha, like father, like daughter!
When you live with a jokester, sometimes it can be difficult trying to discern fact from fiction.
Next thing you know, he'll claim that it's the new flavor in a lineup already crazy taste sensations in Bertie Bott's jelly beans!
When it comes to the dreaded talk about the facts of life, sometimes a moment of silence is golden.
But, when that gets awkward, telling a little white lie is okay, too.
Now, this is the most precious conversation of them all. This girl knows how to rock her self-confidence super power!
"5-year-old: *wears an Elsa dress with a Wonder Woman cape and a Batman mask* Me: Which superhero are you? 5: Me."
Way to go, Exploding Unicorn. It turns out that despite all the funny business going on at home, he really did raise at least one of his girls right.
Not only is James Breakwell the funniest dad on Twitter, but he's actually one of the funniest guys both online, and in the real world. Thanks to his gift of gab, he's giving everyone a chance to smile and laugh about everyday family life.
But, with millions of fans and two books under his belt, including "Bare Minimum Parenting: The Ultimate Guide To Not Quite Ruining Your Child," isn't it really James who is having the last laugh?